Deal or No Deal.

What I'd like to do here is just write out a few things that I would describe with a simple "yes" and a few things that I would describe with a definite "no". These decisions are final, it's like Judge Judy minus the dead-beat dads. BEGIN!



YES to Nikes. Who cares who makes them and how old they are, they're obviously skilled at what they do. They make any walk a stomp and every sidewalk a 'hood'. No, they aren't the most practical, especially since you won't wear them out if there's a CHANCE of precipitation. And no, they don't go with everything, that's why you need so many pairs.




YES to Girl Talk. I hope I am not alone in saying that the music of Girl Talk brings a tear to my eye and an undesired urination to my pantalones. The new album, Feed the Animals, is beyond fierce, and for the last couple of weeks has been my inspiration get up in the morning. What could possibly be better than the seamless merger of Sinead O'Connor's "Nothing Compares 2 U", "What you Know" by T.I., and "Gettin' Some" by Shawnna. Also, if I could ditch my education and just join the non-stop party circuit that seems to be following this super-freak, I totally would.




Yes to Anne Coulter? Yes, yes to Anne Coulter. I agree with approximately nothing that Anne Coulter lets slip out of her ultra-conservative, staunch-Republican lips. Anne Coulter hates Canada. She has opinions on everything and for the most part is one of the most outspoken and irreverent and inappropriate political pundits around today. I don't like what she says, but I love that she says it. People pussy-foot around so many issues these days, that it's hard to separate the real discourse from the ridiculous ploys at being the most politically correct. Coulter has done away with that, at least for herself, and it shocks people. That's precisely why I say 'yes' to Anne 'the Man' Coulter. Someone who has the stones to say the things she does, believe what she does and act as pompous as she does doesn't deserve respect, she demands it.
For those of you who aren't familiar with the Coulter, try picking up one or more of her books; How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must): The World According to Ann Coulter or her upcoming page-turner If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans.
Even though the contents of those writings are likely as valuable as a 1986 Computer Science textbook, you have to commend the title choices. Witty.

At any rate, I think I'll save my the 'No' category for a later date, likely after exams. Keep it real!